Not much of theological nature for today… just a few rules we have around the Ethridge house. Maybe they can help you some time. Snicker… Wink!
Rule #1: The Golden Rule… “He who has the gold makes the rules.” (Special thanks to Anthony Humphries for this one.)
Rule #2: Never turn down a breath mint. (Should be self explanatory.)
Rule #3: At a buffet don’t fill up on bread and salad, go for the high dollar items… meats and things like that. (Don’t let them make money off you!)
Rule #4: The driver of the vehicle controls: A} The radio, CD, MP3, and/or movie volume and… B} The temperature. (Gender and age of occupants do not come in to play. The driver is in complete control at all times.) Ammendment: The driver MUST have a valid driver’s license for this rule to apply. Thus, those with a driver’s permit cannot implement this rule. Cudos to Becky Preston…
Rule #5: No whining!
Rule #6: If there are any questions or objections, refer to rule #1.
If you have any similar life rules, I’d love to consider adding and updating my list. Just click “Comment” below and the Moderator will forward them to me.